The Astérix Gaming Guild: spoofy-goofs

Filip5011

nuke the mosquitos

Stinkek

Now that you mention it, recently I had a mosquito that bit me in the bony parts of my arms... Like, why there?

PegPeregoGaucho

are mosquitos rare in russia?

Stinkek

I never thought about their rarity so I guess they're common. When we go to the forest during warmer seasons we spray ourselves because we might just run into these little fuckers

PegPeregoGaucho

i have never seen a mosquito in my life, in germany the main problem are bees/wasps

PegPeregoGaucho

especially if you are allergic

Stinkek

Although this year I may never go to the forest for personal reasons...

PegPeregoGaucho

PegPeregoGaucho

you might catch coronavirus from the bats :PauseChamp:

Stinkek

I see bees and wasps too, I act calm and avoid getting close Now bats... pretty sure I've never seen one with my own eyes

Lepidópterus

Blood is not enough anymore, now they will consume our bone marrow

PegPeregoGaucho

you won't believe this, but i actually found batman once :PogU:

PegPeregoGaucho

its very common for mosquitos to get diabetes if they bite a human

Stinkek

Little weirdo

PegPeregoGaucho

lol its that bone

PegPeregoGaucho

also your skin is very dry

Stinkek

it bit in the same bone for the other arm

Lepidópterus

~~the hand knee~~

Stinkek

been way worse before

yarnfang

That... is way bigger than it should be o__o

#spoofy-goofs