Asterix: GETAFIX WHAT HAPPENED ALL VILLAGERS ARE GONE OUR HOMES ARE ON FIRE AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS 18+ WHAT DO WE DO AAAAAAAAA
Getafix :Now just calm down.The day was kinda sunny then wow how original,romans attacked and then evil Caesar showed up and flexed on us with his long seamless empire then for whatever reason didnt killed our villagers and instead took them in prison for whatever reason,but anyways since i am too old for this shit and kinda careless to whats going on around and what ya gonna do but here is a trustworthy source of information in form of a broken map that somehow EVERY single villager managed to grab without being noticed and i dont even know really where our villagers are kept so just search around the country corners here and there,so yea IGHT imma head out and pretend like i am busy all day repairing village with my old stiff hands
