Gaulish Gaming Banquet: xxl

lepidopterus

Frequent item corruption and loss

lepidopterus

Crashes every 20 mins

pegperegogaucho

PVP in Ark boils down to strategically placing chairs into OOB areas to plant buggy turrets into unreachable areas

lepidopterus

But i love playing it its fun

pegperegogaucho

And the devs also cheat on official servers :Obelul:

lepidopterus

You DO NOT PLAY OFFICIAL PVP

thewitheredstriker

One of my mates was cucked at one point because a rival player kidnapped him with a giant bird, plopped him in a giant walled-off prison and kept him there, and my mate kept respawning in it whenever he joined the game again this should not be allowed to happen

lepidopterus

Ark shines its best with increased rates playing small friend servers

lepidopterus

No taking 12 hours to tame dinos

lepidopterus

Stupid

thewitheredstriker

That said, ARK is still not the most poorly programmed game of all time imo

lepidopterus

Impossible

thewitheredstriker

I'm sorry, but that can only be Yandere Simulator

thewitheredstriker

The game's source code leaked and

thewitheredstriker

god fucking damn

pegperegogaucho

Yeah, that game ist just bad

pegperegogaucho

The programmer does not know how to program

thewitheredstriker

@pegperegogaucho @lepidopterus I'm going to give you nightmares with this one: the main script has 17,000 lines of code and runs like far over a hundred nested if statements every last frame

thewitheredstriker

Ever noticed how the game runs like dogshit until you use the debug menu to kill all other students? That's because now there aren't 500+ conditionals running every frame anymore

lepidopterus

Sounds like it was made in Scratch

#xxl